Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Labatud is when life slaps you so hard you end up dead and everyone laughs at your funeral.

My dog ran away and I got fired. Labatud.

My ex texted me on my birthday. Labatud.

I failed math and my mom yelled. Labatud.

2

Labatud is like life being a big mean kid who kicks you when you're down and then leaves you to die.

My pizza got cold and my phone died. Labatud.

My crush ignored me and I got detention. Labatud.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. Labatud.

3

Labatud is when life gives you the worst day ever and then lets you die in peace.

My mom yelled at me and my dog pooped on my bed. Labatud.

I got a D on my test and my friend teased me. Labatud.

I lost my keys and my phone died. Labatud.

4

Labatud is when life is a total a**hole and then you die because of it.

My dad yelled at me and I got a bad grade. Labatud.

I tripped in front of my crush. Labatud.

I got grounded and my dog ran away. Labatud.

5

Labatud is life being a giant pain in the a** and then you end up six feet under.

I got a bad grade and my dog died. Labatud.

I got grounded and my crush ignored me. Labatud.

My mom yelled and my phone died. Labatud.