Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Labattz is a twisted mess that makes your brain want to quit.

My cousin is labattz. He tried to hug me. I ran away.

That guy at the bus stop is labattz. He was wearing glitter and crying.

My teacher said I was labattz. I got a C for being too loud.

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Labattz is when you’re so confused you think your pants are a relationship.

My dog is labattz. He barked at my mom’s hair.

I told my friend he was labattz. He took it as a compliment.

My dad says I’m labattz. He’s probably right.

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Labattz is when you’re so lost you ask a tree for directions.

My brother is labattz. He cried when he spilled his cereal.

I got called labattz at lunch. I threw my sandwich at the kid.

My mom is labattz. She thinks her phone is alive.

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Labattz is when you think the world is out to get you and your socks.

My neighbor is labattz. He yells at the mailman every day.

I told my crush he was labattz. He said I was weird.

My grandma is labattz. She thinks my pet goldfish is my brother.

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Labattz is when you’re so messed up you think your shoes are plotting against you.

My friend is labattz. He cried when his pizza got cold.

I got called labattz at school. I laughed so hard I fell over.

My dad is labattz. He thinks the TV is talking to him.