Labatt Splats

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A super gross poop that happens when you drink way too much Labatt Blue and then try to drink water to survive it.

I woke up with a Labatt Splat so bad I thought my toilet was trying to kill me.

After 12 pints of Labatt Blue, my guts looked like a war zone.

My roommate said my Labatt Splat was louder than a jet engine.

A poop so bad it feels like your insides are being pummeled by a drunk Labatt Blue bottle.

My Labatt Splat was so strong it made my neighbor check if I was faking it.

I had a Labatt Splat so bad I thought my toilet was crying.

After my Labatt Splat, I felt like I’d been through a blender.

A poop that happens when your guts are so full of Labatt Blue they just explode.

My Labatt Splat was so big it clogged the toilet and my soul.

I had a Labatt Splat so bad I had to borrow my neighbor’s toilet.

After my Labatt Splat, my pants were stained for a week.