labate

If you got this last name, you’re automatically cool. Mr. Labate is the best teacher ever. He fights off annoying teachers and lets kids come in during lunch to complain about their dumb problems. He also probably has a super cool ponytail.

The best last name ever. If you have it, you're basically a genius. You probably crush everything you try.

Some stupid blue beer that tastes like regret and bad decisions.

A person who drinks so much they might as well be a human beer barrel.