Labass

My labass is so full of expired pizza that I can smell it from my bedroom.

I told my mom to stop throwing out my old socks. Now my labass is a sock graveyard.

Labass is just a fancy word for my dad's closet after he died.

My labass is like a dragon's nightmare. It's got pizza boxes, old homework, and a dead goldfish.

I threw my math test in the labass because I failed it. Now it's covered in glitter and sadness.

My labass is so bad, even my dog won't go near it.

My labass is so lazy it just sits there and smells. No work, no effort.

I told my labass it had to clean up. It just said, 'Not today.'

My labass doesn’t even bother to take the trash out. It just sits there and stinks.