labaroshkie

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A cat so fat it looks like it's about to explode and take the whole neighborhood with it

My labaroshkie ate my homework and my feelings

That cat is so round it could be a disco ball

I tried to pet it and it petted me back with a side of laziness

A cat that’s so chonky it could be the reason why the couch broke

My labaroshkie is so chonky it has its own ZIP code

I tried to move it and it moved me

That cat is like a meatloaf with a personality

A cat so full of itself it thinks it’s the king of the couch

My labaroshkie doesn’t sit on the couch, it owns it

That cat eats like it’s trying to win a battle

I asked it to move and it said ‘no’ with a belly full of pizza