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A Labara is a person who can't build a house in Minecraft without setting it on fire and can't shoot straight even if their life depended on it. They also can't do a single pushup and think Bitcoin is just a fancy way to fail harder.
My cousin is a Labara. He tried to mine coal and accidentally exploded his house. Twice.
That kid in my class is a Labara. He shot a pig in the face and missed.
My uncle is a Labara. He can't do a pushup and thinks Bitcoin is a scam. It is.