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My mom said I got straight A's. I got one B. She said it was a typo. It wasn't.

He said he got a job at McDonald’s. He got a job. It was at McDonald’s. But he still said it was a promotion.

She told me she lost 10 pounds. She lost 5. She said the other 5 were in the form of a dog.

He said he ate 10 pizzas. He only ate one. But he said it was a pizza party. It wasn’t.

She said she could run a marathon. She ran 10 feet. Then she sat down.

He claimed he could lift a car. He could lift a car. It was a toy car.

He said he worked 80 hours a week. He worked 80 hours. But it was at a video game convention.

She said she had a baby. She had a baby. But it was a goldfish.

He told me he got a raise. He got a raise. It was $1.50.

He said he was rich. He was rich. But only in Pokémon cards.

She said she could cook. She could cook. But she burned the toast.

He said he was a superhero. He was a superhero. But only in his dreams.

He said he had a million dollars. He had a million dollars. But it was in Monopoly money.

She said she could sing. She could sing. But only in the shower.

He said he could fly. He could fly. But only when he jumped off a couch.

He said he was a rock star. He was a rock star. But only in his garage.

She said she could run a marathon. She could run a marathon. But it was 10 feet.

He said he was a king. He was a king. But only in his imagination.