Labaning

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When you yell laban so much your voice breaks and your neighbors call the cops
"Laban! Laban! Laban!", my cousin at a family reunion
Laban until the pizza was cold, my friend’s text to me
Laban so hard the dog ran away, my brother’s tweet
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It’s just a name. A guy’s name. A dumb name. Also a guy in the Bible who was really annoying
Laban? That’s the worst name ever, my friend’s DM
Laban was a total pain, my history teacher’s lecture
Laban is a name that should be banned, my cousin’s tweet
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Lame A$$ Bitxh A$$ Ni&&a, all in one word. A curse. A way of life
Labaning my cousin for not cleaning his room, my text to him
Labaning my friend for stealing my snacks, my tweet
Labaning my mom for eating my pizza, my brother’s DM
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When your labia are multiple. Like more than one. Like a lot more than one
My labia are like a whole family, my text to my friend
Multiple labia is a whole new level of chaos, my tweet
My labia are multiplying, my sister’s DM
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A king named Laban. Just a king. Not a hero. Not a legend. Just a king
King Laban was just a regular king, my history teacher’s note
King Laban didn’t even have a crown, my friend’s tweet
King Laban was the worst king ever, my cousin’s text
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A teacher who thinks he’s cool. But he’s not. He just thinks he’s cool
King Laban is just a teacher, my text to my friend
He acts like he’s the king of English, my tweet
Laban is a teacher who still uses paper, my brother’s DM
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A guy with zero charm but he’s still cool because he has friends and everyone knows he’s a dad
Laban is a guy who thinks he’s hot, my friend’s text
Laban is a dad who still doesn’t know how to text, my tweet
Laban is a dad who still doesn’t know how to text, my brother’s DM
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