labalabaloo

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a guy who never had a real one and probably never will
My cousin is a labalabaloo. He tried to take me to the bathroom and failed.
I called my teacher a labalabaloo after she kept asking me about my homework.
My dog is a labalabaloo because he ran away when I showed him my phone.
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a penis that looks like it was run over by a donkey and then stepped on
His labalabaloo looked like a snake that got stuck in a sock.
I saw a labalabaloo in the mirror and almost screamed.
My brother's labalabaloo is so weird, it makes my dog laugh.
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a nickname for someone who can’t even pretend to have a penis
My friend got called a labalabaloo because he cried when I showed him a picture of a banana.
My neighbor’s kid is a labalabaloo and he told me so.
I got called a labalabaloo because I didn’t know what a penis was.
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