Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

an italian smoothie that only rich kids can afford and it tastes like money and regret

My cousin drank a labaducci and now he thinks he’s a god.

I paid $20 for a labaducci and it looked like it came from a fancy restaurant.

My mom said labaducci is just coffee with extra attitude.

2

when you’re so italian you don’t just drink coffee, you sip it like it’s a royal decree

My uncle sips labaducci like it’s the last drop of wine at a wedding.

My grandma says labaducci is the only way to drink coffee.

I tried labaducci and now I think I’m a noble.

3

the kind of coffee that makes you feel like you’re in a movie and you’re the main character

My friend had a labaducci and now he thinks he’s in a rom-com.

I drank labaducci and my life suddenly got a plot twist.

My brother said labaducci is the only coffee that deserves a standing ovation.

4

when your coffee is so smooth it could make a rock jealous and it’s also slightly arrogant

My labaducci is so smooth it could make a rock start a band.

My coffee is labaducci, and it’s got a side of ego.

My labaducci is so good, it’s basically a coffee with a personality.

5

a coffee that’s so good, it probably has a degree and a side job

My labaducci is so good, it’s got a job and a degree.

I drank labaducci and now I think I need to get a degree too.

My coffee is so fancy, it’s got a resume.

6

the only coffee that can handle your drama and still taste good

My labaducci can handle my drama and still taste good.

I had a labaducci and now my coffee can handle my life.

My labaducci is like my best friend, it listens and still tastes good.