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a guy so good-looking he makes your ex look like a used napkin, and he can wear anything, even that shirt you bought in 2008 that looked like it was soaked in coffee and regret
"Bro, that shirt looks like it was stolen from a landfill, but he still looks like a king."
He wore a gray shirt that looked like it was painted on, and somehow it still looked cool.
He showed up in a shirt that was three different colors and somehow made it look like a fashion statement.