Labadeath

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A death in Super Smash Bros. that happens because you’re a brainless meat sack and your luck is worse than a cursed toilet.
I got hit by a fireball while standing still. Like, I was literally sleeping.
I used a shield like it was a magic potion. It didn’t work.
I got knocked off the stage by a kid who plays with a baby’s toy.
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When you die in Super Smash Bros. because you’re too dumb and your luck is as bad as a broken calculator.
I used a move that only works if you’re on fire. I wasn’t on fire.
I got hit by a sword that came out of nowhere. Like, literally out of nowhere.
I tried to dodge and fell off the stage. I was wearing a cape. It didn’t help.
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A death in Super Smash Bros. that happens because you’re a disaster and your luck is the worst part of your personality.
I got hit by a bomb while I was eating a sandwich. I didn’t even notice.
I tried to jump and missed. I fell into the void. I didn’t come back.
I used a special move and it didn’t work. I was sad.
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A death in Super Smash Bros. that’s so bad it makes your mom cry and your dog laugh.
I got knocked off the stage by a kid who was playing with a sock. It was a sock.
I used a move that took 10 seconds to charge. I died before it was done.
I got hit by a laser while I was trying to take a selfie. It was a bad selfie.
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A death in Super Smash Bros. that’s so embarrassing it could make a king blush and a baby cry.
I got hit by a sword while I was trying to wave at my friend. I died mid-wave.
I used a move that looked cool but didn’t work. I was confused.
I got knocked off the stage by a move I didn’t even know existed. I was stunned.
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A death in Super Smash Bros. that’s so stupid it could make a donkey laugh and a ghost cry.
I tried to jump and fell into a pit. I didn’t even know there was a pit.
I used a move that looked like a cool spell. It was just a fireball.
I got hit by a move that didn’t even exist. I was confused.
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