Lababides

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A brainless chunk of meat who can't wait for anything to happen
'I'm not late, I'm just early!', said the Lababides who showed up 2 hours before the party started
'I didn't fail, I just got a little extra time!', said the Lababides who flunked the test
'I don't need help, I just need you to shut up!', said the Lababides who asked for directions 3 times
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A human wrecking ball who thinks the world owes him a free pass
'I didn't crash, I just gave the car a high five!', said the Lababides who totaled his mom's car
'I didn't run the red light, I just did a dance!', said the Lababides who caused a 5-car pileup
'I didn't break the phone, I just made it feel special!', said the Lababides who dropped it from the 10th floor
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