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A brainless chunk of meat who can't wait for anything to happen
'I'm not late, I'm just early!', said the Lababides who showed up 2 hours before the party started
'I didn't fail, I just got a little extra time!', said the Lababides who flunked the test
'I don't need help, I just need you to shut up!', said the Lababides who asked for directions 3 times