lab-tan

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A lab tan is when you look like a ghost who’s been dead for 10 years and also got hit by a neon light. You get it by sitting under fake lights and working all night on stupid projects while eating snack cakes and drinking coffee that tastes like regret.

My lab tan is so bad I could start a fire with my under-eye circles.

I got a lab tan after staying up for 4 days to finish my thesis on snail behavior.

My lab tan is so strong I think I could tan a whole room by just breathing in it.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

If you’ve got a lab tan, you probably look like a raccoon who’s been living in a dungeon and also playing World of Warcraft for 12 years straight. You get it by staying in your mom’s basement, leveling up, and eating nothing but pizza and despair.

My lab tan is so bad I could be a character in a horror movie called ‘The Lab Tan’.

I’ve got a lab tan so strong I could beat my cousin in a tan-off and he’s got a sunburn.

My lab tan is like a second skin. It’s got layers, it’s got depth, and it’s got snack cake crumbs.

by Slangipedia 16h ago