Lab School

A school full of kids who think getting a perfect GPA is easier than surviving the night before a test. Some are brainy as hell, but others are just there because their parents got them in when they were three, and now they're high all day and pass out at 10.

A bunch of kids who are always crying, mad, or both. They’re all beautiful, but they’re also all wasted all the time. They know how to party, but they also know how to ruin your day.

A school where kids panic over getting a 99% in a class. They yell 'GOATERS!' every Monday and expect you to wear green on Fridays or else they’ll hate you forever.

A school that’s stuck in an office park and lures kids away from Bothell and Inglemoor just to be fancy. It’s like a poser school that thinks it’s better than everyone else.