lab report

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A lab report is like getting stabbed by a science teacher with a ruler. It happens when you're stuck in a science major like chemistry, and you're basically being tortured by grad students who think grading is their full-time job. It's the reason you want to quit and go start a food truck instead.

My lab report was so bad, I think the teacher took it as a personal insult.

I wrote my lab report in the middle of the night after three coffees and a crying session.

My lab report was so long, I think it could be used as a sleeping bag.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Lab report hell is like being trapped in a science prison. It's where double major students go when they try to do too much. Every department thinks they're the only ones giving you work, so you get three times as much lab work as you can handle. You’ll end up hating life and wishing you had chosen to be a philosopher instead.

I got stuck in lab report hell and now I live in my lab coat.

Lab report hell is real, and it's where I am now. I haven’t seen the sun in weeks.

I got so stuck in lab report hell, I started talking to my beaker like it was my therapist.

by Slangipedia 1d ago