Lab-Ratted

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Getting tested, messed with, and treated like a piece of crap because someone thinks they’re god and you’re just their toy.

My teacher made me take 12 tests in one day. I’m not a lab rat, I’m a lab corpse.

He tried to make me drink a whole bottle of lemon juice. I’m not a lab rat, I’m a lab martyr.

They stuck me in a box and made me run in circles like I was on a treadmill. I’m not a lab rat, I’m a lab lunatic.

Some freak who lives in the lab and thinks experiments are more important than sleep, food, or even a girlfriend.

She ran an experiment for 12 hours straight. I asked her if she was alive, she said she was just ‘in lab mode’.

He forgot his birthday because he was too busy testing a new chemical. That’s how lab-ratted he is.

He got a tattoo of a beaker on his arm. That’s not a tattoo, that’s a lab rat’s confession.

A person who gets used for experiments like a piece of meat in a meat grinder. You’re not a hero, you’re a test subject.

They stuck me in a machine and zapped me. I’m not a hero, I’m a lab rat.

They gave me a drink that made me turn green. I’m not a hero, I’m a lab rat.

They made me eat a whole rat. I’m not a hero, I’m a lab rat.

A student who lives in the lab. They get called lab-ratted by people who hate them, but they love it because they think they’re cool.

My lab rat friend turned the whole school green by accident. They’re the reason I have green hair now.

They had a field trip to a lab and came back with a tattoo. That’s how cool lab rats are.

They talk to each other like they’re in a secret club. That’s the lab rat bond.

A person who will try any drug, even the ones that make you puke, cry, and turn blue.

He took a drug that made him cry like a baby. He’s a lab rat, he’s got no shame.

She drank something that turned her blue. That’s just what lab rats do.

He took a pill and started speaking in tongues. He’s a lab rat, he’s a madman.

A white girl who dates black guys or hangs out with them like they’re her best friends. Some people think it’s cool, others think it’s weird.

She’s dating my cousin and he’s black. She’s a lab rat, she’s got a taste for the exotic.

She hangs out with my friends and they’re all black. She’s a lab rat, she’s got a taste for the cool.

She’s dating three black guys at once. She’s a lab rat, she’s got a taste for chaos.

A person who’s been messed up by chemicals, drugs, or weird experiments, and now they act like a crazy person. They’re not useful anymore.

He turned blue and started singing. That’s what happens when you’re messed up by lab chemicals.

She turned green and started talking to rats. That’s what happens when you get messed up in the lab.

He started running in circles like a mad man. That’s what happens when you get messed up by experiments.