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A lab rat is a person who thinks their experiments are more important than their sanity or their friends. They’d rather die in the lab than live a normal life.
My lab rat roommate skipped a date with his girlfriend to test a new chemical. He now has a rash and a broken heart.
She’s been in the lab for 14 hours straight. Her coffee is stronger than her willpower.
He got so obsessed with his experiment, he forgot to eat. Now he’s a human skeleton with a PhD.
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Lab rat is a term for a student who hangs out in the lab all day. People who aren’t lab rats think they’re weird. People who are lab rats think they’re cool. Lab rats stick together like glue and glitter in a trash can.
My lab rat friend found me in the cafeteria and immediately dragged me back to the lab. I now have a permanent lab rat smell.
At the field trip, all the lab rats formed a group and made fun of the normal kids. It was glorious.
Lab rats have a bond so strong, they can sense each other across the school like a sixth sense. It’s terrifying.
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A lab rat is a white girl who dates black guys or hangs out with them like they’re her best friends. She’s probably been in the lab too long and now thinks she’s a scientist.
My lab rat friend dates three black guys at once. They all think they’re her favorite. They’re wrong.
She hangs out with black guys so much, she’s now got a new nickname: ‘The Lab Rat Queen.’
She dates a black guy, and now she thinks she’s got a scientific reason for it. It’s not scientific.
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A lab rat is someone who looks like a crazy person because they’ve been injected with too many weird chemicals. They probably don’t even know what they’re doing anymore.
He was in the lab for too long and now he talks to the beakers. They’re his best friends.
She got hit with a chemical that turned her hair blue and her skin purple. Now she’s a lab rat on the outside and a monster on the inside.
He got so messed up with chemicals, he now thinks he’s a test tube. He’s also married to one.
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A lab rat is a person who gets picked for experiments like they’re a piece of meat on a grill. They probably get used, abused, and then forgotten.
She’s been used in 10 experiments already. She’s got 10 different rashes and 10 different rants.
He was the test subject for the new chemical. Now he’s got a glowing skin and a new attitude.
They picked me for the experiment. I got tested, played with, and now I’m stuck with a rash and a headache.
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A lab rat is someone who will try any drug, even the ones that look like they were made in a garbage can. They probably don’t care if they die.
He took a drug that looked like a soup mix. Now he’s green and singing in the lab.
She took a drug that made her eyes glow and her hair turn blue. Now she’s a lab rat and a monster.
He tried a drug and now he can’t stop talking like a robot. He’s a lab rat for life.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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