lab python

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Scientists who can do experiments and code like they were born with a keyboard in their hands and a lab coat up their ass.

My lab python can code faster than I can finish my coffee.

They turned a rat into a robot with a few lines of code and a lot of swearing.

I asked for help, and they responded with a script and a middle finger.

People who mix science and coding so well, they make your brain hurt and your lab explode.

They made a laser explode because they forgot a semicolon.

The lab python turned my experiment into a war between two beakers.

They coded a frog to sing and then blamed the lab mouse.

Lab workers who can code like a madman and do experiments like they were born with a pipette in one hand and a keyboard in the other.

They coded a test so fast, I didn’t even get to finish my coffee.

The lab python made a rat dance to a beat and then yelled at it for being slow.

They turned my failed experiment into a Python script and called it revenge.