lab monkey

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A lab monkey is a human-shaped toaster who burns iso's for rich scientists while their own life falls apart. They live in the lab like a feral animal and would rather die than leave.

I’m a lab monkey. I burn iso’s for my boss. My life is a mess. I’m basically a human toaster.

I work 24/7 in the lab. I live there. I eat there. I die there.

Lab monkey: the only thing I care about is burning iso’s. My brain is fried.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A lab monkey is a low-life worker who gets treated like dirt. They're the lab's version of a janitor, but worse. They're just there to suffer.

I'm the lab monkey. I'm treated like trash. My boss thinks I'm a waste of space.

Lab monkey: the lab’s worst employee. No respect. No pay. Just pain.

I’m the lab monkey. I do all the work. My boss gets all the credit.

by Slangipedia 1d ago