Lab Dj

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A trashy Dj who makes music from their messy room like it's a crime scene and streams it for free while everyone else is paying rent.
My lab Dj just dropped a mix while eating cereal and crying about their ex.
That lab Dj streams 12 hours a day and still can't afford a decent beat.
My cousin's lab Dj mix got 2 views and 1 like from their grandma.
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A Dj who thinks their bedroom is a professional studio and posts their cringe mixes like they won a Grammy.
My lab Dj posted a mix and called it 'The Soundtrack of My Life' even though it's just a bunch of bad transitions.
That lab Dj tried to make a podcast and just said 'hello' for 20 minutes.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it made my dog howl.
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A lazy Dj who uses their room as a studio and just slaps together beats like they're making a sandwich.
My lab Dj made a mix in 10 minutes and called it 'epic' because they used a drum machine.
That lab Dj just said 'this is a podcast' and played a 3-minute beat.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it made my plants die.
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A Dj who thinks their room is a studio and streams mixes that sound like they're trying to wake up from a nap.
My lab Dj's mix was so slow it felt like watching paint dry.
That lab Dj streams every day and still can't make a beat that doesn't sound like a broken recorder.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it made my cat run away.
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A Dj who thinks their bedroom is a studio and makes mixes so bad they sound like a kid's first attempt at a rap battle.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it sounded like a toddler did it with a drum machine.
That lab Dj tried to make a podcast and just said 'yo' for 15 minutes.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it made my dog cry.
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A Dj who thinks their room is a studio and streams mixes that sound like they're doing it in their sleep.
My lab Dj's mix was so sleepy it felt like a nap.
That lab Dj streams mixes in their sleep and still can't make a beat that doesn't sound like a broken clock.
My lab Dj's mix was so bad it made my plants fall asleep.
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