lab-ball

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A stupid game where a nerd sits on a wheely chair and kicks a tennis ball like it owes them money, trying to hit a stupid homerun in a lab that smells like old pizza and regret.

I kicked that ball so hard it probably thinks it’s a rockstar now.

That lab is so dusty, I think the pitcher is gonna cough up a hairball.

I hit a homerun and the teacher gave me a D because I distracted the electrons.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

It’s like baseball, but the hitter is a lazy kid who kicks a tennis ball instead of swinging a bat, and the whole thing happens in a lab where the lights flicker like they’re tired.

The ball flew so fast it almost hit the teacher’s coffee.

I missed the ball and knocked over a beaker full of green sludge.

The pitcher threw the ball like it was his last chance to be cool.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A dumb sport where a kid kicks a tennis ball on a roller chair, trying to hit a homerun while a teacher watches like it’s the most important thing in the universe.

I kicked the ball so hard it went into the ceiling fan.

The teacher screamed when the ball hit the beaker and it exploded.

I got a zero for missing the ball and making the lab smell like regret.

by Slangipedia 11d ago