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A lab animal is a poor excuse for a real animal. They get stuck in tiny cages and forced to take weird pills that make them glow, vomit, or turn into a purple monster. They’re basically the reason sparkledogs have weird hair and no personality.
My lab rat looked like a rejected alien. I gave him a nickname: 'Sir Fartface.'
The lab mice tried to escape. They failed. They’re now part of a new experiment called 'Cage of Horrors.'
The lab animal took 17 pills and exploded. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Lab animals are the human version of a science fair project. They’re poked, prodded, and sometimes given weird food that makes them scream. Sparkledogs are just the lucky survivors of these experiments.
The lab animal tried to eat a whole test tube. It was a bad decision.
My lab rat was so mad at the scientists, he bit the ceiling. Hard.
The lab mouse got a tattoo. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lab animal is a victim of bad science. They’re given strange chemicals, put in weird machines, and sometimes they end up with wings. Sparkledogs are just the ones who got lucky, or maybe cursed.
The lab animal had a wing. It was a fashion statement.
The scientists said it was a success. It was a mess.
The lab animal escaped. He’s now a legend in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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