Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the place where you make your art, but also where your life goes to hell

My lab is a mess. I dropped my phone in a bowl of soup.

I painted the walls. My mom is not happy.

I tried to make a beat. It sounds like a cat fighting a microwave.

2

the local ass bitch from Kevin Hart let me explain, and also the reason you failed math

That lab girl got me a detention. I didn't even do anything.

She told my teacher I was talking. I wasn't.

I failed math because of her. I still hate her.

3

a dog that looks like it just ran a marathon and ate a whole pizza

My lab is so big, he knocked my fridge over.

He chased my cat up a tree. It was funny.

He eats my homework. I don't know why.

4

where you record music, but also where your voice goes to die

I sang in the lab. My voice came out like a goat.

I recorded my beat. It sounds like a robot.

The mic broke. Now I have to sing like a pirate.

5

the local ass bitch, and also the reason your town is famous for nothing

That lab girl made my town famous. For nothing.

She's in every commercial. I hate her.

She got me a job. I still hate her.

6

where you smoke, even though you're not supposed to and everyone hates you for it

I smoked in the lab. My teacher gave me a warning.

The smoke got everywhere. I looked like a ghost.

I got kicked out. I didn't care.

7

where you live, but also the place that hates you the most

My lab is my home. It also hates me.

I live there. It's like a monster.

It gave me a bad haircut. I still live there.