laayla

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That girl is so pretty you'd fall over dead if you looked at her but she'll roast you with her insults before you even try to talk to her.

My crush is Laayla. She looks like a goddess, but she called me a 'dumb chump' in class.

I tried to flirt with Laayla, and she said I was 'not even close to cool'.

Laayla smiled at me, and I died. Then she said, 'You're the worst.' I died again.

She’s a walking dream, but she’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll wish you were dead before you even said hello.

Laayla walked in, and I fainted. Then she said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

I asked her out, and she said, 'I’d rather date a rat.'

She’s like a unicorn. But she also cusses like a sailor.

She’s so pretty you’d beg her for mercy, but she’ll laugh in your face and say the worst things about you.

I saw Laayla and I dropped my phone. Then she said, 'You’re even dumber than I thought.'

I tried to impress her with my math skills, and she said, 'You’re the worst at math and at life.'

Laayla smiled at me like I was her favorite snack. Then she called me 'a loser with no life.'