Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so angry you want to punch the next person who talks to you

My mom said I couldn't go to the concert. I was so pissed I threw my phone at the wall.

He said I was late for work. I was so pissed I yelled at the coffee machine.

I got a bad grade on my test. I was so pissed I kicked the dog.

2

so happy you think you might float away

I got an A on my math test. I was so happy I did a backflip in the hallway.

My crush said yes to my date. I was so happy I screamed in the grocery store.

I won a prize at the fair. I was so happy I ran around the block three times.

3

so bored you'd rather eat nails than watch another minute

I sat through the whole movie. I was so bored I started drawing on my arm.

My teacher talked for an hour. I was so bored I fell asleep on my desk.

I waited in line for 45 minutes. I was so bored I counted my eyelashes.

4

so average you could be a middle school math problem

My day was just okay. I was so blah I didn't even care if the pizza was cold.

I got a C on my quiz. I was so blah I ate the same sandwich for lunch and dinner.

I watched TV for three hours. I was so blah I fell asleep on the couch.

5

so sad you could cry in a public bathroom and no one would care

My dog ran away. I was so sad I cried in the grocery store.

I failed my test. I was so sad I ate my feelings for dinner.

My crush said no. I was so sad I hid under my bed.

6

so funny you're laughing so hard you might break a rib

He told the worst joke ever. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

She told a joke about my mom. I laughed so hard I cried.

He made a funny face. I laughed so hard I got a headache.

7

so impressed you want to give them a standing ovation and a cookie

He did the best magic trick ever. I was so impressed I gave him a standing ovation.

She beat me in the race. I was so impressed I gave her a cookie.

He solved the hardest math problem. I was so impressed I gave him a standing ovation and a cookie.

8

you can use it however you want, like a wild animal in a candy store

I used laawrl in my text. It was so wild my friend asked what it meant.

I used laawrl in my DMs. It was so wild my crush started laughing.

I used laawrl in my essay. It was so wild my teacher gave me a zero.