laaven

Laaven walks in and the whole room stops breathing

I saw Laaven eat a whole pizza by himself and still had room for dessert

Laaven’s fat is so heavy he needs a crane to get out of bed

Laaven’s butt is bigger than my couch

Laaven tried to fit in a car and the car broke

Laaven’s breath smells like a garbage can that hasn’t been emptied in a month

Laaven’s shadow is bigger than my house

Laaven sat on a chair and the chair exploded

Laaven’s pants have their own zip code