laatsch

My ex is a laatsch. She turned my dog into a philosopher.

My neighbor is a laatsch. She talks to the mailman like he's her husband.

My mom is a laatsch. She texts me at 2 a. m. just to say she's hungry.

My boss is a laatsch. She thinks every meeting is a movie premiere.

My sister is a laatsch. She interrupts my Netflix just to say she’s watching it too.

My girlfriend is a laatsch. She texts me during the final game of the World Series.

My aunt is a laatsch. She tells stories that last three hours and still isn’t done.

My friend’s mom is a laatsch. She won’t shut up during my birthday party.

My teacher is a laatsch. She rambles so much I fell asleep in class.