Laatfig

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Laatfig is when you don’t care enough to even bother being mad. It’s like you’ve given up and are just waiting for someone to yell at you so you can laugh in their face.
My boss said I was late again. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m still getting paid.'
My mom texted me 10 times. I replied, 'Laatfig, I’m busy being fabulous.'
My crush ignored me. I said, 'Laatfig, I’ve got better things to do.'
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Laatfig is like when you’re so lazy you don’t even notice your life falling apart. It’s like you’re in a trance of not caring.
My dog ate my homework. I said, 'Laatfig, it was due on Tuesday.'
My friend broke my phone. I said, 'Laatfig, I’ve got a backup.'
My teacher gave me a zero. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m just getting started.'
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Laatfig is when you’re so unimpressed you act like everything else is just background noise. It’s like you’re the main event and everything else is just filler.
My crush asked me out. I said, 'Laatfig, I’ve got better plans.'
My friend failed my test. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m still passing.'
My mom yelled at me. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m still winning.'
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Laatfig is when you’re so tired of caring that you just stop. It’s like you’ve given up and are now just being annoying on purpose.
My friend asked me why I didn’t reply. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m just being a pain.'
My crush texted me. I said, 'Laatfig, I’ve got better things to do.'
My teacher called me out. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m still in the lead.'
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Laatfig is like when you’re so cool you don’t even need to be right. You’re just there, and that’s enough.
My friend said I was wrong. I said, 'Laatfig, I’m still right.'
My crush ignored me. I said, 'Laatfig, I’ve got better things to do.'
My mom asked why I wasn’t cleaning my room. I said, 'Laatfig, it’s still clean enough.'
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