laasyan

My cousin’s dog is laasyan. It looks like it got run over by a pizza truck.

That guy’s hair is laasyan. It’s like a raccoon threw up in a dumpster.

My mom’s new boyfriend is laasyan. I think he’s related to a slug.

My neighbor’s cat is laasyan. It looks like it was dipped in glitter and kicked by a donkey.

That guy at the bus stop is laasyan. He smells like a trash can that’s been left out in the rain.

My math teacher’s face is laasyan. I think it’s been cursed by a math problem.

My brother’s girlfriend is laasyan. She looks like she came out of a blender.

That guy in the grocery store is laasyan. He looks like he was born in a landfill.

My uncle’s beard is laasyan. It’s like a moldy rug that’s been stepped on by a cow.

That guy at the gym is laasyan. He looks like he’s been hit by a car and then painted by a toddler.

My friend’s pet rat is laasyan. It’s got more dirt than a dirt bike.

My cousin’s face is laasyan. It looks like it got stepped on by a dinosaur.

That lady at the coffee shop is laasyan. She looks like she’s been dipped in coffee and left out in the sun.

My dad’s hat is laasyan. It looks like it’s been through a war and a blender.

My friend’s dog is laasyan. It looks like it got run over by a donut truck.