Laarping

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When old farts dress up like fantasy characters and yell at each other in the park. It's like LARP, but with more grumpy faces and less coolness.

My grandpa came to the park in a dragon costume and yelled, 'You think you're tough? I've killed 100 orcs!'

My grandma joined a sword fight and tripped over a rock. She said, 'That wasn't a rock, that was a goblin!'

My uncle tried to sword fight with a walking stick and got beat by a kid in a fairy costume.

Old people playing dress-up and pretending they're heroes. It's like LARP, but with more wrinkles and less magic.

My aunt wore a wizard hat and a plastic sword and said, 'I'm going to conquer the world!'

My dad tried to do a magic spell and accidentally knocked over a bench. He yelled, 'This is a curse!'

My grandma ran into a tree while fighting a fake troll and said, 'I'm not done yet!'

When old people put on silly outfits and go around fighting fake monsters. It's like LARP, but with more bad breath and less coolness.

My uncle dressed as a knight and yelled, 'Behold, the mighty Sir Chuck!'

My grandma tried to sword fight with a broom and said, 'This is the best broom I've ever had!'

My dad tried to cast a spell and just said, 'Abracadabra, I'm a wizard!'

Old people pretending to be heroes in fake battles. It's like LARP, but with more creaky joints and less magic.

My grandpa dressed up as a wizard and yelled, 'I will defeat you, you puny goblin!'

My grandma tried to fight a fake dragon and tripped over a rock. She said, 'That was a rock? I'll show you!'

My dad tried to do a magic spell and just said, 'Magic is just a word!'

Old people dressing up and fighting fake monsters like they're still young. It's like LARP, but with more bad breath and less coolness.

My uncle came to the park in a wizard costume and yelled, 'I will defeat you all!'

My grandma tried to sword fight with a walking stick and said, 'This is the best stick I've ever had!'

My dad tried to cast a spell and just said, 'I'm a wizard, and I'm not afraid of you!'

When old people dress up and go around fighting fake monsters like they're still cool. It's like LARP, but with more bad breath and less magic.

My grandpa wore a knight costume and yelled, 'I am the mighty Sir Chuck!'

My grandma tried to fight a fake troll and said, 'I'm not done yet!'

My dad tried to do a magic spell and just said, 'Abracadabra, I'm a wizard!'