l.a.a.q

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So old it’s like a grandma’s clogs, and you’re the only one who still wears them. You’ve been through hell and came out with a tattoo and a bad attitude. You’re a total legend, but nobody wants to admit it.
My grandma’s clogs are still newer than this guy’s skills.
This guy’s been through more than my ex and my taxes combined.
He’s a legend, but he’s also a pain in the ass.
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You’re so old, you remember when the internet was just a thing people talked about. You’ve got skills so good, they’re like magic, and you don’t even bother hiding it.
He remembers when the internet was just a thing people talked about.
His skills are so good, it’s like he cheated.
He doesn’t even bother hiding how good he is.
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You’re like a relic from the Stone Age, but you’re still killing it. You’ve been through hell, and you’ve got a temper that could burn down a whole city.
He’s like a relic from the Stone Age, but he’s still killing it.
He’s been through hell and came out with a temper that could burn down a city.
He’s got a temper that could burn down a whole city.
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So old, you could be the grandfather of the internet. You’ve got skills that make people jealous, and you don’t even try to hide it.
He could be the grandfather of the internet.
His skills make people jealous.
He doesn’t even try to hide it.
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You’re like a dinosaur who still remembers how to dance. You’ve been through the worst, and you’re still standing, and you’re not even trying.
He’s like a dinosaur who still remembers how to dance.
He’s been through the worst and is still standing.
He’s not even trying.
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