Laano Cheelane

Bro why you watching F1 again? You ain't even got a job

I saw you crying when Hamilton won. You're a disgrace

You said you'd stop watching F1 if I bought you pizza. I bought you three pizzas. You still watch it

I tried to explain F1 to my mom. She asked if it was the same as watching paint dry

He thinks he's a pro driver because he knows the name of every car in F1

He tried to bet on a race and lost $20. Now he's mad at the entire planet

He skipped lunch to watch a race. Now he's hungry and mad

He told me he'd rather die than miss a race. I said, 'You're already dead, bro'

He got fired from his job for watching F1 during work hours