laani

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Laani is a hot mess who thinks she’s a rockstar. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead and a heart that’s way too big for her brain.

Laani texted me at 3 AM: 'I’m a mother, a queen, and I’m still getting my coffee.'

At the park, Laani tried to teach a toddler calculus and failed miserably.

Laani’s kids think she’s a superhero because she eats pizza for breakfast.

Laanie is just a fancy way South Africans say something is fire. It’s like when your friend’s crush is hot and you’re too cool to say it.

My cousin said, 'That car is laanie!' when he saw his crush’s new ride.

At school, my friend said, 'This test is laanie!' and failed it anyway.

My dog barked at a squirrel and said, 'That squirrel is laanie!' in my head.