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a black girl with curly hair who thinks she’s the lightest black person ever and acts like everyone else is a dirtbag
She posted a selfie with her hair in a braid and said, ‘I’m the whitest black person in this whole damn school.’
In the lunchroom, she told her friend, ‘You’re like a potato. I’m a diamond.’
She texted me, ‘I’m not black. I’m like a lemon. You know, like, light and yellow.’
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a black girl with curly hair who’s so obsessed with being the lightest black person that she judges everyone by how dark they are
She said, ‘My cousin is a coal pile. I’m like a highlighter.’
At the DM, she told me, ‘You’re not black enough for me. I’m the queen of the lightest blacks.’
In class, she said, ‘If you’re not light-skinned, you can’t be cool.’
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a black girl with curly hair who’s so light-skinned that she probably got her genes from a fairy and a white person
She said, ‘I’m not black. I’m like, half white. The other half is a fairy.’
She posted a photo and said, ‘I’m like the whitest black person in this world. You’re all just shadows.’
She told her friend, ‘You’re like a black sponge. I’m like a white cloud.’
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