Laanbloks

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Laanbloks is a lunatic who loves burning stuff like it’s his job. He’s got at least 12 people stuck in his basement, and they’re all probably terrified.
I told him I was gonna light his house on fire. He just laughed and said I was welcome.
His basement is like a prison. And the inmates have a standing ovation for every fire.
He set his neighbor’s cat on fire just to see what would happen.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laanbloks is a human torch with a personality. He burns stuff for fun, and he’s got a whole basement full of people who can’t escape.
He told me he was going to burn down the city. I asked if he had a plan. He said, 'Nope. But it’ll be fun.'
He set his own dog on fire because it was 'annoying.'
He trapped his cousin in the basement and made her watch the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laanbloks is a guy who burns things so much, he’s got a basement full of people who can’t leave. He doesn’t care if they’re scared, mad, or just plain burnt out.
He started a fire in his own house just because he was bored.
He made his mom cry by setting her favorite chair on fire.
He trapped his little brother in the basement and started a fire in front of him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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