Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy 2b2t and 8b8t player who doesn't even bother to leave their bed, let alone get a job.

I sleep more than I play. I'm like a zombie in a server.

My last job quit me because I logged in 3 times in a month.

I play so little, my friends think I died.

2

A 2b2t and 8b8t player who’s so useless, they don’t even know what a real life is.

I don’t even know how to cook. I just log on and forget about everything.

I tried getting a job once. It didn’t work. I just played more.

I don’t even know what time it is. I live in a server.

3

A 2b2t and 8b8t player who is so bad at life, they can’t even manage a basic existence.

I haven’t left my room in a year. I live in a server.

I eat cereal for dinner. I play more than I eat.

I don’t even know my own address. I just play.

4

A 2b2t and 8b8t player who would rather die than get a real job.

I’d rather be dead than work. I’d play forever.

I’d log out and die before I got a job.

I don’t even know how to use a phone. I just play.

5

A 2b2t and 8b8t player who’s so weak, they can’t even handle real life.

I can’t even walk to the store. I just play.

I failed my life. I failed my server.

I’m so weak, I can’t even log out.

6

A 2b2t and 8b8t player who’s so stupid, they think playing is a real job.

I play so much, I think it's a job. I think I’m rich.

I don’t know what a real job is. I just play.

I think I get paid for playing. I don’t even know what money is.