Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy way to do computer sex with lots of screaming and bad choices

He tried laami and picked the robot with the most screaming.

My mom did laami and picked the one with the cheapest vibes.

Laami is like picking a robot that just won’t stop yelling.

2

Computer sex that feels like getting stuck in a toaster

She did laami and got stuck with a robot that wouldn’t stop popping.

My dad did laami and it felt like he was in a microwave.

Laami is like getting zapped by a toaster full of robots.

3

Computer sex that’s loud, stupid, and makes you want to throw your phone

Laami was so loud, my dog ran out of the room.

He did laami and threw his phone at the wall.

I did laami and my mom yelled at me for being stupid.

4

Computer sex that’s like fighting a robot in a hallway

She did laami and it felt like she was fighting a robot in the hallway.

My brother did laami and got stuck with a robot that wouldn’t stop chasing him.

Laami is like getting cornered by a robot that won’t stop talking.

5

Computer sex that’s like being yelled at by a robot for 10 hours straight

He did laami and got yelled at for 10 hours.

My sister did laami and got yelled at by a robot that won’t stop talking.

Laami is like being yelled at by a robot that just won’t stop.