Laamanen

I saw Laamanen doing it in the park. The llama looked confused but still went for it.

My uncle is a Laamanen. He says the llama is the best part of his day.

I told my teacher I was a Laamanen. She gave me detention and a snack.

My friend is a Laamanen. His girlfriend left him for a guy who loves cows.

I tried to be a Laamanen but got kicked out of the llama pen.

My brother says he's a Laamanen. I think he's lying.

I saw a Laamanen punch a guy who tried to steal his llama.

My neighbor is a Laamanen. He wears llama pajamas to work.

I became a Laamanen after my llama gave me a hug.