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My sexy ass mans is late again. He’s probably eating pizza and thinking he’s a rockstar.

I told my sexy ass mans he looked like a hot mess. He just winked and said 'thank you'.

My sexy ass mans walks in and I instantly forget my name.

My sexy ass mans said he’s the love of my life. I said 'you’re the love of my life who eats too much pizza.'

I told my sexy ass mans he was the love of my life. He said 'thank you, now can we go get pizza?'

My sexy ass mans said he’s the love of my life. I said 'you’re the love of my life who smells like pizza.'

My sexy ass mans came in looking like a pizza delivery guy. I said 'you look like a prince in disguise.'

My sexy ass mans said he’s a prince in disguise. I said 'you look like a pizza delivery guy.'

My sexy ass mans came in wearing a pizza delivery uniform. I said 'you’re a prince in disguise.'