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A yellow Tellytubby who can't shut up about words and thinks they're the best thing since sliced butt
"Word? Word? WORD?" he yells at the top of his lungs while eating a sandwich.
He texted me: "Word is my life." I replied: "You're a wordy mess."
He tried to explain the word 'onomatopoeia' for 10 minutes straight. I fell asleep.