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A LaAjhanae is a freak of nature. They don’t just have good sex, they have the best sex. And they stick with you like glue. If you ever meet one, you’ll wish you were their pet.
My ex is a LaAjhanae. I tried to leave her. She followed me to the grocery store. I bought six liters of ice cream just to shut her up.
I dated a LaAjhanae. She told me I was her favorite. Then she left me for my best friend. I still hate her.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a LaAjhanae. She’s so loyal, she moved in with him. Now he’s stuck with her and his three kids.