Laaitjie

My niece is a laaitjie and she cries every time I eat pizza

That kid is a laaitjie and he won't stop talking about Pokémon

My brother's laaitjie son just drew on the wall with crayons and glitter

My cousin's laaitjie daughter thinks she's a famous singer

That kid is a laaitjie and he won't stop arguing with the toy phone

My neighbor's laaitjie kid thinks he's the king of the block

My sister's laaitjie kid said my pants smell like a garbage can

That kid is a laaitjie and he told the teacher my mom's a bad driver

My laaitjie niece told my dad he's a bad dancer and a bad singer

My laaitjie nephew asked for five snacks and a standing ovation

That kid is a laaitjie and he only talks when he wants candy

My laaitjie cousin will not stop until she gets a juice box and a hug

My laaitjie kid is still up at 10 PM and won't stop dancing

That kid is a laaitjie and he thinks it's 3 AM and still wants pizza

My brother's laaitjie son is still awake and is arguing with a stuffed animal