laahore

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Your laahore is a Maori word for a snake that lives in your pants and never leaves.

My laahore is so long it could wrap around the entire school.

He said my laahore was longer than the lunch line on Friday.

My laahore is so big it has its own zip code.

Your laahore is the Maori way of saying your penis is so long it’s a whole new religion.

I started a church called Laahore and it’s booming.

My mom said my laahore was so long it could be a slide.

My laahore is so long it could be a subway.

Your laahore is the Maori word for a penis so long it could be a bridge.

My laahore is so long it could connect two continents.

My laahore is so long it could be a rollercoaster.

My laahore is so long it could be a hallway.