Laahnge

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A fancy way to say a room full of lazy people who smell like old pizza and regret
I went to the laahnge and fell asleep on a couch that had three different types of mold.
My cousin tried to act cool in the laahnge but spilled his drink on a guy who was already passed out.
The laahnge is where I hide from my mom and my math test.
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A place where people sit and do nothing while their brain turns to mush
The laahnge is where I eat my lunch and forget I have homework.
My friend tried to write a poem in the laahnge but just drew stick figures instead.
I went to the laahnge and came back with a sandwich and a headache.
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A room where people hang out and pretend they're not all just tired and hungry
I sat in the laahnge and pretended I was a king with a throne made of cereal boxes.
My brother talked in the laahnge like he was giving a speech to the entire world.
The laahnge is where I eat my snacks and forget about my life.
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A place where people sit and think they're important even though they're just eating chips
The laahnge is where I eat chips and act like I'm a famous actor.
My friend tried to do yoga in the laahnge but fell off the couch.
I went to the laahnge and came back with a full stomach and zero ideas.
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A room where people sit and talk like they're in a movie but no one is watching
I sat in the laahnge and talked like I was in a drama movie.
My sister tried to sing in the laahnge but it was just me and a few ghosts.
The laahnge is where I sat and watched my life go by like it was a movie.
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