laahiri

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A person so good they could make a god cry and then take over heaven with a swear and a smirk.

My math teacher is a laahiri. She solves equations faster than I can finish my lunch.

That kid drew a portrait so good, it looked like my ex's face in a haunted house.

My cousin got a scholarship to Harvard and still managed to text me during the interview.

A person so awesome, they’re like a superhero who also passed all their tests on the first try.

My neighbor is a laahiri. He fixes my Wi-Fi, my car, and my life with a cup of coffee and a swear.

That girl got into the best college with a 1000 on the SAT and still had time to TikTok dance.

My dog is a laahiri. He barks at the mailman like he’s about to start a war.

A person who is so good, they make everyone else look like they failed life twice.

My brother is a laahiri. He got a perfect score on the test and still managed to eat my lunch.

That guy just won the lottery and still had time to text me during the final exam.

My mom is a laahiri. She cooked dinner, fixed my phone, and still managed to yell at the TV.