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When you spam tags in a Facebook post like a madman hoping someone will notice you and finally give you some respect even though you’re still the same sad kid who failed math.
@joe @sally @mike @joe @sally @mike I’m bored and need attention
I’m posting this at 2 a. m. because I’m lonely and I want my followers to care
Tagging my ex’s new boyfriend just because I’m petty and still mad about the break-up
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The desperate attempt to be seen by tagging every person you know in one post, like you think they’ll all reply and suddenly you’ll be famous.
@mom @dad @cousin @nephew I’m posting this because I feel like no one loves me
Tagging my entire class just because I wanted to be cool during lunch
I tagged my crush 7 times and still didn’t get a reply
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When you tag so many people in one post that it looks like you’re trying to start a group chat with everyone in the world, even though no one is going to reply.
@teacher @principal @bestfriend @sister @dog I’m literally posting this at midnight because I’m bored
Tagged my entire family just because I wanted to annoy them
I tagged my crush, my mom, my math teacher, and my ex all in one post because I was trying too hard
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The messy, over-the-top way of getting attention by tagging people like they owe you money and you’ll be cool if they just reply once.
@boss @boss @boss @boss I’m posting this because I’m angry and I want attention
Tagged my crush 10 times in one post just because I’m desperate
I tagged my ex, my mom, and my dog just because I was trying too hard to be cool
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When you tag everyone you know in a post just because you want to be seen, even though you still don’t know how to be cool and no one replies.
@bestie @teacher @mom @dad I’m posting this because I’m lonely and I need love
Tagged my entire class just because I thought it would make me popular
I tagged my crush, my ex, and my dog in one post because I was trying too hard
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