laaawrence

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A loser who thinks they're cool because they play Runescape and still don't know how to talk to girls.

Laaawrence is still farming chickens like it's 2007.

He tried to flirt with me by saying 'I have a level 99 magic.' I cried.

He DMs me every day asking if I want to duo, even though I blocked him.

A guy who looks like he slept in a sock and still thinks he’s a legend in Runescape.

Laaawrence said he killed a dragon solo. I asked him if it was the one that killed his mom.

He tried to impress me with his armor. It looked like he wore a toaster.

He called me a 'noob' because I didn’t know what a 'fletch' was.

A guy who talks like he’s been in a fight with a chicken and still thinks he’s the best at Runescape.

He said he was going to ‘crush’ me in the game. I asked if he had a crush on me too.

He screamed ‘I’M LEVEL 99!’ in a group chat. No one responded.

He tried to date me by saying ‘we could go to the bank together.’ I ran away.

A guy who thinks he’s a king in Runescape and still wears pants that look like they came from a trash can.

Laaawrence called me a ‘peasant’ because I didn’t have a level 99 combat.

He tried to propose to me in the game. I laughed so hard my mom heard me.

He ran out of the house screaming ‘I’LL KILL YOU IN THE GAME!’

A guy who thinks he’s hot and still uses the same username from 2012 in Runescape.

He said he was going to ‘smack’ me in the game. I asked if he had a smacked face.

He tried to text me while playing. He spelled ‘text’ as ‘txt’ and called me ‘grl’.

He cried when I beat him in the game. I think he broke a sock.

A guy who thinks he’s a wizard in Runescape and still uses a keyboard that looks like it’s from the 90s.

He tried to cast a spell on me. I asked if it was the same one he used on his ex.

He screamed ‘I’M THE BEST PLAYER!’ in the middle of the street.

He cried when I beat him in a duel. I think he used a level 1 sword.