la$a

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La$a is a dumb nickname for Lara Shaw, like she thinks she’s a celebrity or something.
"Why do you call her La$a?" "Because she’s too high to remember her own name."
My friend named his goldfish La$a because he’s an idiot.
La$a is just a fancy way of saying ‘Lara Shaw’ and she probably doesn’t even know it.
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La$a is when you shut someone up because you’re too loud and too full of yourself to care.
"La$a!" he yelled, even though I was already talking.
She stuck her fingers in her ears and said, ‘La$a!’ like I was the one being annoying.
He just said ‘La$a’ and walked away like he’d won the lottery.
3
La$a is the smoke you inhale when you’re trying to forget your problems and your life.
I hit my third puff of La$a and suddenly my math homework made sense.
He was so high on La$a he thought the ceiling was talking to him.
She lit up a joint and said, ‘This is my La$a time.’
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La$a is the green stuff you eat to forget you’re broke and your life is a mess.
I ate a whole bag of La$a and forgot I had to go to school.
He was so high on La$a he tried to talk to the vending machine.
She said, ‘I only eat La$a when my mom yells at me.’
5
La$a is a loud, angry way of saying you don’t like someone and you’re not going to be nice about it.
He said, ‘La$a!’ and threw his soda at me.
She yelled ‘La$a!’ because I wouldn’t let her copy my homework.
I said ‘La$a!’ when my brother took my last slice of pizza.
6
La$a is when you want to kiss someone so bad you’re willing to sing about it in front of everyone.
She sang ‘La$a’ in the school talent show and got a standing ovation.
He sang ‘La$a’ in the shower and his sister laughed at him.
I sang ‘La$a’ in the car and my mom asked if I was drunk.
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La$a is another name for the green stuff you smoke, and there are about a million other names for it too.
He called it La$a because he couldn’t think of anything else.
She said, ‘It’s not weed, it’s La$a.’
I called it La$a just to be different.
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La$a is the random thing you say at the end of a sentence when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
He said, ‘I’m going to the store, La$a.’
She said, ‘I hate math, La$a.’
I said, ‘I’m hungry, La$a.’
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